Breaking News :
The United Working Elves Union of the North Pole, (local#42) have called a strike against Santa Claus & Claus Inc., citing sweat shop labor ethics of the Claus & Claus Inc., unpaid wages, cuts on Health benefits, and an abusive drunken supervisor bedecked in jolly red suit and white beard, who is often absent or sleeping off a hangover in the janitors closet.....Additionally,word on the street is that Santa Claus has absconded with the Tooth Fairy.....Rudolph and his Rednose reindeer were not available for comment.
I'll keep you posted on all developments.....
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